Wanna Buy a Vacuum?

Long story short...if someone offers you a free porch matt for your opinion what they really want to do is sell you a tristar vacuum. And when they say they'll give you the short version they mean 2 hours of your time is going down the drain. And when they are funny, nice, friendly and really kind to your kids what they mean is they are going to turn into Satan as soon as you tell them you don't want to spend $2,700 on their dust sucker.

P.S. I pity all of you non-baseball fans because it's really getting good. Yanks 2.5 games out with 20 games left (3 against the first place Sox). Good luck to the Sox in the wild card (again!)



tags: tristar Yankees MLB